This is my first journal, I never thought I'd do it. Oh well, the world loves to slap you in the nuts.

I got this from , I have no idea who she got it from.
It's one of those describe yourself things. I actually find them very humorous and enlightening.

LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.

Name: Hey you works.

Birth Date: January 26

Hair Color: The bleach is growing out of it slowly; brown.

Righty/Lefty: Right

LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.

Your fear: I spaz out pretty good sometimes, mostly about what I can’t really control, like where life will be in the morning. But at the same time I’ve been told I work great under pressure. Oh gods I’m headed for middle management. ::gags::

Your dream of the perfect date: There should be a bunch of us and we should sit around playing video games or taking a walk, drinking a Dew out of the same bottle and having a good time.

Goal you'd like to achieve: I’d like to be secure and content for a change.

LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW.
Your thoughts first waking up: Depends on the day. If it’s a day off I think; “ah, what do I want to do today?” If it’s a class day; “shit”.

Your best physical feature: Uh… a few people have told me I have nice eyes, but that’s just them.

Your bed time: Schedules are built accordingly; this quarter I have a lot of morning classes so bed time is like midnight. But if I had my way all the time it would be like two or three.

Your most missed memory: Being at my grandparents, sitting in the back yard looking at the lake and knowing there was someone besides my friends that actually cared.

LAYER 4: YOUR PICK.

Pepsi or Coke: Dude cola eats Buicks and shit. Dew.

McDonald's or Burger King: Wow, talk about something I haven’t seen in a while, that makes me want a Whopper fierce man.

Single or Group Dates: Do we all get along or is there gonna be that drama shit, ‘cause I’ll kill someone.

Adidas or Nike: Sketchers.

Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla

Cappuccino or Coffee: One part coffee, two parts flavored creamer, two parts milk.

LAYER 5: DO YOU.

Cuss: Four years in the military, damn right I cuss.

Take showers: Do you seriously want me to dignify this? Gods just the thought of getting remotely close to concert funk makes me want to puke and then self bleach.

Have a crush: Not that I know of.

Like(d) school: High school was pretty cool as long as I could get away from the twiggy, cheerleader cliques. College makes me want to punch babies.

Believe in yourself: According to quantum stuff, no one’s actuality can be affirmed no matter what they believe. We might all exist in an indeterminate state or not at all if someone isn’t looking directly at us or some shit. Creepy.

Believe what goes around comes around: Man I hope so, ‘cause I’ve been paying out for a long time.

Think you're a health freak: Mmmm steak.

LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH.

Gone to the mall: Yes.

Been on stage: No.

Eaten sushi: Nope. But it’s good.

Been hurt: We have four cats, and they all had to have baths recently. My arms looked like I was covered in ‘hesitation marks’, it was pretty good.

Dyed your hair: No.

LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER.

Played a stripping game: Hell no.

Got beaten up: Not to the extent of my knowledge.

Changed who you were to fit in: Nope, and I remain pleasantly outcast and intelligent for it.

LAYER 8: GETTING OLD.

Age you're hoping to be married by: ::cracks up::

Number of kids you're planning on having: I have cats.

LAYER 9: IN A GIRL/GUY.

Best eye color: Anything’s good, you know… as long as they have eyes and they aren’t all jacked up.

Best hair color: Again, hair is good period (but only on the head!), it just has to be taken care of.

Short or long hair: Either, must be nice.

Fat or fit: at least trim: Hey I know we can’t all be athletes but uh… nothing excessive. If I strap a seismograph to their back and it takes a few seconds to stop after they do, that’s a no go.

Looks or personality: Personality. If I can’t have meaningful conversation then your only use is in the stew pot as far as I’m concerned.

Fun or serious: Both. There’s a time and a place for headbanging and I’m all about that, but you better be able to reign that shit in when it’s time.

LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING.
1 MINUTE AGO: Filling in the top of this monstrosity.
1 HOUR AGO: Driving home.
1 WEEK AGO: Packing for a trip.
1 YEAR AGO: Getting ready for Labor day out at the Lake.

LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE.
I FEEL: Stressed, final projects are about to start.
I HATE: Stupid people, bleeding hearts that take it way too far, and peanut butter and jelly.

I NEED: To throttle the hell back.
I LOVE: All kinds of food and people to share it with.
I tag: Meh, who cares.


Another...yes...told you it was exposing information


ARE YOU?
1. Perfect? Ha ha ha!
2. Tall? No, I’m what the rest of my denial addicted gender calls " petite", I prefer to just call it short.
3. In your pajamas? I wish.
4. Left handed? No.

LAST:
1. Friend you saw: My roommate.
2. Talked to on the phone: My mom.
3. Person to text you: My other mom.
4. Was today better than yesterday? Only because there’s Chinese on the menu for tonight.

FAVORITES:
1. Number: 7
2. Color(s): Black.
3. Fruit: Mango and Strawberry.
4. Place(s): The Lake, anyplace my friends are.

EIGHT EMOTIONS:
1. Are you missing someone right now? Nope.
2. Are you happy? I’m not pissed off or crying so I guess that equates to happy.
3. Are you sad? No.
4. Are you bored? No.
6. Are you nervous? Yeah, projects.
8. Are you tired? Yes.

ABOUT YOU:
1. Real name? No go.
2. Nick names? Trunk Monkey (I swear to god). And in tech school I was called “Suicide Watch”, I don’t know why but it was pretty neat.
3. Eye color? Hazel. At night they’re green in the day they’re brown-ish and at dawn they’re this weird goldy color. :: shrug::
4. Zodiac sign? Aquarius. Rat.
5. Male or female? Female
6. Slut? I’m going to pretend you didn’t ask that.
7. Smart? I ain’t dead yet.
8. Hair color? Brown and bleach.
9. Long or short? Long.
10. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans is good.
11. Phone or Camera? I have a phone with a camera… It makes me angry.
12. Drink or Smoke? I haven’t drank since New Years and even then it was like three shots, it’s just not my thing.
13. Righty or lefty? Right.

FIRSTS:
1. First best friend? Amanda
2. first crush? I sat out in the road once with a brick smashing hickory nuts. They were tasty.
3. First pet? Nutmeg (splotchy tabby).
4. First big vacation? Hershey Park, PA. (I know, it sucks but I was like 7, it was huge to me)

CURRENTLY:
1. Eating? Later.
2. Drinking? Nothing.
3. I'm about to: Order Chinese and watch uncut Voltron. Yeah buddy!
4. Listening to? My roommate’s playlist is on random in the background.
5. Plans for today? Relax, finals start tomorrow.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
1. Shorter or taller? My height or taller.
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Both is good.
3. Sensitive or loud? Both is good.
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship. I already said I don’t subscribe to whoring.

HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles? No! Who does that?
2. Lost glasses/contacts? No.
3. Ran away from home? Doesn’t everyone try that in like third grade or something?
4. Broken someone's heart? Probably.
5. Been arrested? When I hide a body, don’t know one ever find it.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? Yeah sure.
2. Yourself? Indeterminate state, man.
3. Heaven? It’s just a description, it’s what you make it.
4. Santa Claus? No.
4. Love? Yes.
5. Do you like someone? I like a few people.
6. Do you believe in God? I’m not going to be arrogant enough to say for sure, too many people have dies because of stupid imaginary friends, but I don’t see why there couldn’t be something…
7. Answered the truth on all questions? Wow, we haven’t even met and you’re calling me a liar, are you from NY too?

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you woke up
A: Peed.
Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: If you don’t you’re insane.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Mirrors.

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: School.

Q. Do you smile a lot?
A: When it’s warranted.

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: Sometimes.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I think so. I just have a hard time pulling punches.

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: My house?
Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: I try not to remember.

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: Ugh I have to get up in five hours, I wonder which of the cats I’ll have to scruff for getting into the garbage…

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
A: 7

Q: What do you hear right now?
A: Clickety clickety click..

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: My back.

Q: What's your favorite month ?
A: April. Lots of rain.

Q: What did you do last night?
A: I went to bed.